JUmp DIVE 360 Smack …SOny CYber SHot DSC-W55

mmmm … the title above does sound irrelevant dosent it?.How much I wish it was , how ever to the gruesome advantage of my ever snickering Miss sluck,the above title apparently does seem to have some valid implications associated between the letters J and W55 .
Let me commence this rendition with the introduction of a beautiful yet gory personality Miss Slutty Luck a.k.a ms sluck. Ms sluck was born on 5 th feb 1985 on a beautiful tuesday morning at about 4 Am .Actually i am not really sure about the inherant glory of that particular morning as coincidentally ,if not astonishingly, I got my first glimpse of a nurse on that very day. yes ! saying 5 th feb 1985 was my birthday would have been much easier ,how ever this account wouldnt have had the privilege of accomodating this ravishing being/ nurse, as i was told she was an angel by all means herself .
Anyways squeezing out the breath of my imagination , makes me believe that Ms sluck had taken myself being ensconced over the cotton sling like arms of this angel nurse, rather badly. It was then that she probably vowed to rankle my backside whenever and every time possible . Puzzling ,as I would imagine a nurse wouldnt really tittilate the jealosy of a to be Miss .However one never knows these days ,would they? Especially considering the likes of Ms sluck .Besides ,just for all those smart thinking readers , I decided to endow Ms sluck with beauty , just so that one wouldnt mistake her to be a blood sucking hound ,which she could very well have been if not for her curves and beatific looks(my mind , my picture ) .

So far so bad … With Ms sluck appropriately portarayed ,we could move the reel corresponding to a more recent date ……….. yeah right there just below another of those vijay malya’s kingfisher models .
A thursday ,so it is .Well starting with a day before ,we guys ( 5 of us ) had decided to  embark on a trip in order to escape the bristling heat swathing the land ,tagged CHENNAI.(also namma chennai ,unnecessarily bringing IPL into the picture ).The trip apart from being addressed as a refreshing holiday , also had an educative element lobbying around with it .Yes!Fighting fire with fire was something we had employed in the literal sense .Well, in this case it was more so ditching heat with excessive heat : ).

    A  trip to wayanad would have been haven at any other time , how ever the headstrong five thought otherwise .We also thought missing the bus to bangalore ( which was an enroute stop ) to be something of a organ displacing experiance .In some ways it was, as the substitute van did make my rear end want to take over my face ( no offence meant, wat so ever, to the rigid seats with more so of a push front than a push back ).( real reason for missing the bus, left out, to prevent the implosion of the earth along with the brains of the sensible 7 billion populace( leaving out the famous five of course) )

    How ever despite the above and a heroic battle( insinuation) the five of us did manage to have our mouths torn apart ,with the white of our teeth reflecting the light required for the cameral films to capture . These savoured pictures that froze us in time were effected thanks to the venerable services of ninja s N95 and my cybershot ( yeah the one in the title ). We did manage to leave bangalore, with people wondering if brushing time with white paste leaking out of our mouths was credible photograph material .How ever the pictures, much to the dismay of the onlookers ,did manage to bring out the the proud warriors in us who looked prepared to take on the world with searing colgate swords and creamy pepsodant spit bombs .

    Now bangalore ,then bus , back pain , rear end wanting to come up again and hail mysore .Yes it was at mysore that ninja had arranged for a sumo to conclude our travel to destiny ( wayanad the hill station ).I must say, much to the agony of Ms sluck , who by the way was residing in the exhaust pipe of the sumo contriving to strike, the ride to wayanad was blissful by all means .The dense forest on both sides were beautiful and an artist would have dabbed on his palette instinctively . How ever we had decided to imbibe the natures glamour by drawing down the windows and cruising with dhoom 2 songs .”Crazy kiya re” was definitely apt ,especially considering the neat roads with greenary laden on both sides of its lattitude .

    Blobby ,an aspiring photographer for a day ,had my cyber doing his errands/pics.Sporting a “what does this button do” look all over his face , he was clicking away to glory with the cyber ,a lil bit here , one over there ,twist over here and upside down ofcourse  ( blobby u r a good friend ).When the speedo meter hit 80 ,with “crazy kiya re” playing for the n th time, I spotted a freppe tea bar / nair tea stall with jackfruits . The cry halt was followed by , well … a halt ( its not like we were in a movie guys ).

    The four of us hopped out of the car and sprang onto our feet leaving behind himesh reshmiya subjecting the speakers to its own destined agony( by then the song had changed ) .Blobby, while attempting to escape the ooooooooo from the vaunted reshmiya nostrils ,apparently found holding the  camera and jumping out of the vehicle to be two chores  too many .Hence he called out to “ why me” , and thrust the camera with its obtrusive lens onto my unsteady palms .Well it was then that the wily ,conniving ,stealthy babe , Ms sluck   , jettisonned out of the exhaust pipe and knocked out the hapless cyber shot.Thus Cyber  witnessed the wrath of  natures yet another mystique/marvel -GRAVITY .yes! Gravity and sluck apparently had ended up doing a lot more than usual at their last tryst ,which resulted in sluck delivering her offspring right there with the cyber fidgetting over my life line .Mr Rotten Gravity was born then and there ,much to the agony of the cyber .Then history recalled the words DIVE ,sommer sault ,360 and smack.The smack , with my eyes popping out , I must say, was  definitely the first cry of baby Rotten. Family of three ( Sluck ,Gravity  and Rotten ) brings down Cyber could very well have have been featured in wayanad evening  paper , should the paper decide to exist ,in the first place .

         With so on and so forth taking the story to  the week after , I decided to take the reeling cyber to Sony service station .The maxim ” U dont become a doctor until u kill a 1000 patients ” sure was claiming its stake with doctor Sony man resounding the words “only a miracle can save your Cyber “.A momentous 11000 Rs was cited in the quotation to bring cyber back into playmate condition. Well, cyber must move on, is some thing that i had to come to terms with then and there, as 11000 probably would fit better with bagging  a next gen click product than putting up slings and ventilators for the needy Cyber ( RIP CYBER – loved ya  ).

 The above rendition inspite of  making elaborate use of your time , if not productive, would have to conclude its verbosity as the title ,by all means , was stretched beyond what it could stomach .Thus the abrupt culling of the storyline must be pardonned , on mere grounds of the inconvenience the title of this blog has already endured .

COmiNg uP

The rest of wayanad(blobby’s escapades )  

Untill futher notice …..

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LETTERS TO THE WEB – elixir of the critique

well…. Yawn,stretch and blink . Invariably these are the 3 ingredients that regardless of the taste find themselves into the curry of our lives.Well speaking in paradoxes ,I would very well state that these 3 so called ingredients find themselve actively spruced up in the morning right after we wake up . Yes as per better observation we more often than not follow up the blinking with a cursory brushing of teeth and then wonder about the proceedings in the contemporary world ,which some how invariably seems to have woken up eons before us .

Well the newspaper becomes a part of our attire these days as it is more or less in vibe amongst incumbents who subconciously feel the necessity of matching their zero power glasses with newspapers.However most of us read papers either when we have nothin else to do or we coerce ourselves into reading to win an argument over a friend ,who in some way or another might have put us down amidst a rhetorical conversation .Even though sitting over the toilet bowl and throwing distorted gesticualtions plastered with keeeeeeeeeeeeeee words would have abated our anger to an extent , prevention is better than cure is something we had learned the hardway.So eventually we come to terms with reading , take out the papers and stare into the minuscule letters .It is then that we understand painfully that there are various events and issues that we have not even an inkling of idea about ,being discussed vividly by the rest of the world .Why , what ,when, where and how are the various few word that get strangled along with our blank expressions and wide open mouth.While our peers have progressed into the analytical aspects of the issues we find ourselves to be intered in the concave somewhere in the realm of contemporary knowledge.But still we ,undauntedly continue to read and come up with various opinions regarding various people,consequences and outcomes ,rules,politics, sports, comments,fashion and everything from A to Z that adds to self generated opinions.How ever the fear of not being heard or the fear of being hit by ROTFL makes one not so expressive and lets the self generated opinions foray and dig into the bounds of ones own mind and brain .

Well with the above sentences i have brought out an instance where in our journalistic or critique ventures get stalled .So lets reincarnate those burried opinions and irrespective of its appeal or credence post it here as i personally feel “IF U THOUGHT IT ,WORD IT“.So lets dedicate this blog to collect views and people form the world and gain nothin more than satisfaction.blink blink . Any observation or expressions or feeling could very well be put down in a small paragraph and sent across to feature in this collective blog where people ranging from knowledge experts to novices would throw in their words .All you have to do is open up ur note pad , type in ur observation and send this across to Web4u000@gmail.com or just add them on ass comments and do away with your opinions . How many times have you felt that your letters to newspaper columns were being shrouded without being published . DO not let language or the credibility of your observation inhibit you from expressing it.This could be the next “letters to the Web” as an expansion to “letters to the editor”, the notable difference being that here we are not subjugated to any one paper or one audience or any one particular subject.Your are the writer and the web is your reader .SO anything happening in the world that gets you all miffed or elated presents a fortuitous environment for you to open up your note pads .

So all you happy,sobre,angered or vivid denizens of this world , do away with your solitude and give me your views as Iam the web and I will take your opinions across be it correct or wrong , apt or inappropriate.So the next time You write anything and want a response or a crowd to listen to you ,just write and send to web4u000@gmail.com or just add them on as comments and you get yourself an audience .Besides leave the worry of organising the way your observation is displayed to me.Let the notepad be your medium of praise for the good ones or a match stick of anger for the bad ones .So open your papers and select the issue you want to devour . I Accept your views as it is and will bring it to an audience . I will also try instilling innovative ways to bring the best out of you and your opinions. And untill i get your responses ,guess I ll be the lone critique of this world in this blog .So guys post to keep this alive .

This is just a coarce introduction to the ventures in this blog and if you wanna advice on making this more interactive and customise it to ur liking feel free to mail me at web4u000@gmail.com .( not that u guys arent aware of the id by now ). Do not back away from expressing anything ( be it discussions on contemporary news articles that you would like extensive deliberation upon or personal grievances on anything from tooth brushes to corporate troubles ).JUST COMMENT OR MAIL and it will be out for discussion .